I'm bored, and you know what that means? WOULD YOU RATHER TIME!!!!

u should make the votes public lol

I have a question: wouldn't having to eat a leaf anytime u touch a plant make an infinite loop? Like: You touched a plant, therefore u have to eat a leaf, but a leaf is part of a plant so you're technically touching a plant, so u need to eat another leaf, and yadda-yadda

 

 

I have a question: wouldn't having to eat a leaf anytime u touch a plant make an infinite loop? Like: You touched a plant, therefore u have to eat a leaf, but a leaf is part of a plant so you're technically touching a plant, so u need to eat another leaf, and yadda-yadda

 

 

shit your broke it.  good time i didnt pick that one

I have a question: wouldn't having to eat a leaf anytime u touch a plant make an infinite loop? Like: You touched a plant, therefore u have to eat a leaf, but a leaf is part of a plant so you're technically touching a plant, so u need to eat another leaf, and yadda-yadda

There would be some sort of grace period. Maybe like 30 seconds.

1. I'd go for the middle eye. It would even be kinda cool, while a third arm looks lame.
2. With the grace period, I'd go for the plant version. I actually touch plants fairly rarely.
3. So in other words, become genderfluid

   Still better than the alternative...

4. Both of these would pretty much mean that you're unable to function. I'll go with the streetlights

1. Its gotta be middle eye, the arm would fail at an inconvenient time, I can almost guarantee it.

 

2. Dry humping landmarks, I travel a lot, I don't even think the novelty would wear off

 

3. Screw it, walking around aroused all the time is sure to have benefits too... amirite?

 

4. Lactose Intolerance, get up a few hours earlier than normal. Get it out of your stomach afterwards and continue the day, I pass way too many streetlights daily for the other option to be viable.