After all these years, I have finally realized my convictions do not lie with freedom loving Americans. I am compelled with the sudden urge to ban everything under the face of the sun, spend everyone else's money, and not take a single ounce of ownership for my screwups. Ergo, that leaves me with but one option.
I am joining the Democrat Party.
It wasn't easy coming out of the Liberal closet, but it's a post that had to be made on this special day
And it appears Brewers already beat me to it!