After all these years, I have finally realized my convictions do not lie with freedom loving Americans. I am compelled with the sudden urge to ban everything under the face of the sun, spend everyone else's money, and not take a single ounce of ownership for my screwups. Ergo, that leaves me with but one option.

I am joining the Democrat Party.

It wasn't easy coming out of the Liberal closet, but it's a post that had to be made on this special day

And it appears Brewers already beat me to it!

I can't wait to feel the Bern in 2020 and then eventually vote for AOC!

I with you guys... I can't hold back my god given right to my piece of Jeff Bezos money any longer. I ate a salad last night and had an epiphany. Air travel is for the birds. Where can I turn in my guns?

I seems that this day is a big step for everyone. I converted to Islam.

And here I thought the fooling was meant to be carried out by stating something believable.

 

 

I converted to Islam.

I literally laughed out loud.