Simple rules in this thread. Start a statement with, "If I had a dollar for every..."
Couple of rules
Make it funny and make it obnoxious.
How much paper do you got if get a dollar everytime?
<sort_of_a_joke>Please don't get offended in my thread. Being offended is a choice.</sort_of_a_joke>
If I had a dollar for every pyramid scheme I've fallen for, I wouldn't be tempted by pyramid schemes. XD