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If I had a dollar for every....

Started By jaredvo18 , Dec 01 2019 02:02 AM

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jaredvo18
Posted 01 December 2019 - 02:06 AM

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Simple rules in this thread. Start a statement with, "If I had a dollar for every..."

 

Couple of rules

Make it funny and make it obnoxious. 

How much paper do you got if get a dollar everytime?

<sort_of_a_joke>Please don't get offended in my thread. Being offended is a choice.</sort_of_a_joke>

 


If I had a dollar for every pyramid scheme I've fallen for, I wouldn't be tempted by pyramid schemes. XD


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Yggdrazil
Posted 01 December 2019 - 07:26 AM

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If I had a dollar for every time a candidate promised action was delivered, I would have no dollar.


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brewersalliance
Posted 14 February 2020 - 10:55 PM

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if I had a dollar for every time the USA was better than the UK, I would still be free, and Samus would give me lots of dollars



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TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Imabananafry
Posted 18 March 2020 - 06:31 PM

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If i had a dollar for every time i died in a FPS, i would be rich


A country is like an ant. too small to do anything on its own, yet oh so very helpful in a team. every member of a colony does its part, just like how every country in IRON does their part, no matter how big, or small, its goal to help propel IRON forward, as a team, into the biggest alliance planet bob has ever seen. thats my goal, to help iron advance, and while i may be just an ant, every country has to start somewhere.

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Telluzerlaw
Posted 18 March 2020 - 09:01 PM

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If I had a dollar for every time I knew I was gonna regret something the next day but did it anyway. 


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Posted 15 April 2020 - 05:07 AM

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If I had a dollar for every time I got rejected for sex, I could pay for it.


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Posted 21 April 2020 - 09:54 PM

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if i had a dollar every time i was told to put on a mask at work id have like 50 bucks



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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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