This is a simple forum game. Post some absurd way to get thrown out of Walmart (or your equivalent local mega-retailer).
1. Run through the grocery aisles exclaiming that "Walmart food is people!"
This is a simple forum game. Post some absurd way to get thrown out of Walmart (or your equivalent local mega-retailer).
1. Run through the grocery aisles exclaiming that "Walmart food is people!"
bay102174 - 19 Jan 2015 "
iSocialism, with stats like this you are a great credit to the IRON military. Your fighting spirit exemplifies what being a member of IRON is about.
iSocialism has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!"
4. go around asking the people in mobility scooters if they're related to Jabba the Hutt.
5. Rub fruit across your face to see if it is ripe
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5. Rub fruit across your face to see if it is ripe
Bahahaha
6. Throw random stuff into the neighbouring aisles and see if you can maybe score into someone's cart
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7. Get a Ps4 and a game of your choice. Head over to the TV section and hook up to a model TV. Start playing your game until your kicked out.
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8. Violate the quarantine and bring a 2nd member of your family into the store with you...
10. Just place "free sample" stickers over everything and watch people leave the store with their "free samples".
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#11 go to a cash register and starting working a shift and getting people to hand you cash.
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#12 Go into the children's toys area, take out your dick and start to jerk off on the toys
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Nukes Taken for IRON-44
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TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
# 13 Go to Walmart with Breweralliance.
# 13 Go to Walmart with Breweralliance.
true story
#14 get on the intercom and play porn on your phone so the entire store can hear it
Brewersalliance: Lover of the Pack and Beer. Hater of the Bears and Cheese.
Nukes Delivered for IRON-31
Nukes Taken for IRON-44
You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
# 13 Go to Walmart with Breweralliance.
true story
#14 get on the intercom and play porn on your phone so the entire store can hear it
So...A regular trip to Walmart?
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14. Bring a spray bottle of herbicide and spray the plants in the outdoor section
#16 take a shit in the display toilets.
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#19 get a spray paint can and graffiti the walls.
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