While you've been bickering back and forth, I've won!

No I am positive that I have won! 

Oh no! Another one fighting for my crown. But good thing I won

I think you mean my crown

Nope it's mine... I've won the most

Quality over quantity

But the wins are the  same

I dont know the scoreboard shows me winning.

I've won because I have boobs and you don't!!!!

Well dang  That's hard to compete with

I was unaware those help you win spam forums.  Dangit! 

Oh wait I win.

No because I win

nah I won this

At least I tried. Anyways, I've won!

You didn't though that's the problem

Do you see, I've won! So, give up!

Last I checked I still won.

You haven't

Huh, I really thought I had.  See it says so right here.

No it says I have

hmm I must be reading the wrong document

Almost forgot... I win

Not quite old chap

i won

I won