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Breaking! Trump Announces New Career!

Started By HackSlash , Mar 27 2021 06:40 AM

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HackSlash

Posted 27 March 2021 - 06:40 AM

Baptized

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Breaking...New York.

President Trump announced a new career move at Trump Plaza. "it will be tremendous. Nothing has been seen like this before!" said a jubilant Trump. "It is amazing!"

At which point President Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNotVJzdrOM

After his excellent rendition of Gloria Naylor's "I Will Survive". President Trump whipped out a most righteous axe , and declared: Making America Metal Again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT4qX9UPJ3c

Love him or hate him, you have to love his taste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yey5MtACi3g

Breaking...Washington

President Biden, responding to the most excellent vocals and axe work of President Trump, responds:

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brewersalliance

Posted 27 March 2021 - 02:25 PM

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TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
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