Alright, think of yourself in front of a vending machine. Drop in a coin (by posting "Coin") to get something random that the next person posting will decide to make up. Then that person will post "Coin" and the next poster will decide what that person gets, and so on. The thing that the machine produces can be anything from your wild imagination, like a crazy old Romanian lady beating you down with a cane or bunnies or lolcats.

 

Here's an example:

Coin.

 

A box of moths.

 

Coin.

 

So...

 

Coin.

Fright 

 

Coin 

Bacon and Eggs

 

Coin

A teddy bear

 

Coin 

One Runza

 

Coin

Gas station sushi

 

Coin 

It's a package of three plastic cups that contain a light-brownish substance. The label reads "Swiss Miss Creamy Milk Chocolate Pudding". Makes sense, but you can feel the puddings are rock solid inside their cups. Jesus, how old are these?

 

Coin!

A love letter written in 1834

 

Coin 

Two bronze nail clippers that also serve as keyrings... interesting mix.

 

Coin!

A tar and feathered snake oil salesman.

coin

It's a Swiss Railway Clock dating back to 1954, with both it's hands stuck and not budging. The time reads either 06:27 or 18:27. On the bottom there's something written in German: "Wer rastet, der rostet." It's a German proverb, which roughly translates to he who rests, grows rusty.

 

Coin!

a bird soiled newspaper

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IED  coin

a token

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It's a third edition chemistry textbook from Oxford University. It's almost ripped in half, still hanging together by a thread. All the pages except for the title page are empty, and no, there is no secret writing. You checked, at least 14 times.

 

Coin!

A test over the American government 

 

Coin 

A deed to a home in Detroit in a run down section used primarily as a crack house now. 

COIN

A partially deflated basketball found underneath your porch 

 

Coin

An open and empty (except for some residual jell-stuff) can of Armour Star Vienna Sausages

 

Coin

A used diaper

 

Coin

brewers canned    coin

A bag of hot cheetos 

 

Coin

A recipe on  how to prepare " mountain oysters"

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It's a glass of odorless, tasteless and transparent liquid... oh, it's just water.

 

Coin!

A bright pink sweatshirt

 

Coin 

stale potato chips

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