Alright, think of yourself in front of a vending machine. Drop in a coin (by posting "Coin") to get something random that the next person posting will decide to make up. Then that person will post "Coin" and the next poster will decide what that person gets, and so on. The thing that the machine produces can be anything from your wild imagination, like a crazy old Romanian lady beating you down with a cane or bunnies or lolcats.

 

Here's an example:

Coin.

 

A box of moths.

 

Coin.

 

So...

 

Coin.

a doubloon

coin

A birthday card, seemingly old and falling apart, that contains a money pocket with a 100 soviet ruble bill inside that is still somehow intact. The writing is barely intelligible, possibly written in an Eastern-European Slavic language. You date the card to be approximately 38 years old. The only part you understand to read is the name of the supposed receiver, Darja.

 

Obviously, you pocket the cash for future use.   

 

Goddamn I love to write about random stuff.

 

Coin!

A warrant from the police for stealing someone's birthday card

 

Coin

It's a sturdy, medium sized cardboard box, spray-painted silver on the exterior and interior, and the words "HERE WERE DRAGONS" are written in black permanent marker on the lid of the box. The container is empty, although feels more hefty than it should be.

 

Coin!

A risen level of concern from your friends

 

Coin

a bottle of yak milk

coin

A thermometer always set at 10 degrees

 

Coin 

A Warhammer 40K Redemptor Dreadnought with onslaught gatling cannon

 

Coin

A bag full of dirt and 87 meal worms 

You get nothing as you didn't insert a coin.

 

Coin

A stern looking at

 

Coin

A rulebook

 

Coin

Section 4b of the rule book where it says you can't point out my mistakes

 

Coin

The Terms and Conditions which you have accepted to...

 

Coin

A note from my lawyer (written in crayon) saying contracts don't work on me

 

Coin

A Sprite

 

Coin

A rum and coke

 

Coin

(HUZZAH!!) A voucher for one free Horchata on your next visit.

 

Coin

A cob or corn from my backyard

 

Coin

Delicious. Some fertilizer for your garden.

 

Coin

A USS Enterprise NCC-1701-A collectible in mint condition

 

Coin

Machine was temporarily out of order as the previous user got too excited and broke the machine when they received their prize. You get your coin back in addition to a coin you find in the coin slot.

 

Coin

A notice on the vending machine that a repairman will be around to fix it in 3-5 business days.

 

Coin

One free trip in time 3-5 days into the future.

 

Coin

A brand new vending machine just waiting to take your coins

 

Coin