death by having throat ripped out by a badger

death by eating the badger

death by a rabid chipmunk ripping out your eye, then eating your brain

Death by ingrown noise hair that got infected

Death by unsuspecting melanoma

death by french knights flinging cows

Death from being overpowered by the smell of unholy amounts of cow dung.

felled by 155mm arty airburst expertly called in by the forward observer on the hill 1500 m to the NNW

death by the guys in your avy

Death by cake

death by being gutted by an angry Klingon armed with a Daqtagh

death by decapitation from an English long sword

Death from laughing your ass off, literally...

death from laughing till your heart fails

Death by stuffed mouse

death by math book (it either bored you to the point where you killed yourself with it or it jumped up and attacked you no one is really sure)

Death by taco bell chihuahua

death by caffeine over dose

death by beating with a PBX machine

Death by choking on a mint

death by mad max

Death by Waldo

death by random driver running you over

death by roof collapse

death by angry killer rabit