Death by government-run health care.

death by direct cash infusion

death by private insurance company death panels refusing to approve the expense for the care you require even though you have paid double digit increases in annual premiums for the past 8 years

Death for being a spammer

death by being member number 1,470

Death from ignorance.

death by the militia

death by grass people

( im sorry if anyone doesnt understand this kill but.. here goes)

 

*death by 'ling rape*

death by your own hand

death by your own hand

 

(kinda weird)

 

Since you were in the room you forgot to check for explosives on my corpse.. (sorry paranoid bout necrophiliacs)

death by boat

Death by heart attack from too much sex!

Death by... well.. Death

death by posting

death by hippy stank

death by suicide bomber squirrel (yes they are real things)

Death by Vegeta from Dragonball Z!

Death by dragon eggs

death by http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/Sarin-3D-balls.png/702px-Sarin-3D-balls.png

Edited October 17, 200917 yr by Syd the Viscious

death by paper cuts from a 100 trillion dollar bill

death by mentors

death by bite from a brown recluse

death by coffee

death by suicide caused by sleep deprivation