death by evil hippies

death by ironically being struck by an armoured car carrying currency to the bank

Death by dragons.

death by bagel

death by stuff that is deadly

death from lameness

death by pink eye

death by being drawn and quartered

death by being drowned with quarters

Death at the hands of Caligula

death by fat people in a hot tub

death by a table saw kick-back

death by a fat man sitting on you

death by a starving man eating you

Death by drowning in fecal matter

death by your heart exploding in your chest

death by being crushed by a building in Port-au-Prince

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(What? Too soon?)

death by rotten fruit throwing

death by taxes

Death by dragon eggs.

death by womens!

death by radioactive wheat

death by fart

death by plunger

death by old age.