death by a hit and run from a drunk holiday driver

death by Henry Rollins (haven't heard of him or Black Flag either? Oh.)

Death by a stampeding number of citizens decrying Mayor Quimby's fixed reelection.

death by spammage

death by lethal injection, except they ran out of the drug that knocks you unconscious, so you have to experience the seizing of your diaphragm and heart arrhythmia until you succumb

Death by being crushed by an elephant.

Death in a melodramatic and anticlimactic manner.

death by russians

Death by ceiling cat dropping nuke

death by drunk guests

death by me, the drunken guest

death by caffeine overdose

Death from lack of caffeinie

death by aortic rupture

Death from a heart attack

death from spamming too much

death by being ripped to shreds by a competing troop of baboon

Death by rolling "LAWL"face :roll: :roll:

death by being unmercifully stomped in a mosh pit

death by a drive by on the wrong house

death by failure to appear in court

Death by faliure to of court fast enough.

death by 4 rd air burst

Death by a prototype teleportation device that malfunctions

death by being gored in a failed attempt at running with the bulls