death by internal bleeding

death by rat poison

death by boredom

death by water intoxication

death by alcohol poisoning

death by quicksand

death by bacterial meningitis

death by me!

death by your own hand

death by lead poisoning

death by toe nail

death by being locked in a room with loud bad techno playing eventually driving you insane to the point where you rip out your own throat and drown in your blood

death in a horrifying prison rape

death by spontaneous combustion

death by suffocation in a plastic shopping bag

death by salt

death by stoning

death by decapitation

death by OJ

death by getting angry at your old computer punching the monitor (which happens to still be a CRT) and electrocuting yourself

death by minute maid

death by drunk driver

death by a bombing run of fecal matter

Death by being run over by a Peterbilt

death by failure to brake