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Kill the person above you

who Got the Balls to off me

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I summon Darth Vader. Not the one you know...the German Darth Vader, who is far more ruthlesss. http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-9632.gif

 

He takes one look at you, sees your weakness, and swings his light saber. You dissolve into nothingness.

I toss Tweesbee like a frisbee across a field of toxic waste. Tweesbee lands in the sharp, slobbery jaws of a glowing, two-headed pitt bull, who is glowing green from radiation. The pitt bull shakes Tweesbee around a bit, then drops him onto a rusty spike, which impales Tweesbee. He dies three agonizing hours later.

??? :blink: So, did I die...or what?

 

I kill Blah3 by sending him into the land of Go Diego Go! . However, while helping Diego with a mission to rescue a baby armadillo, Blah is mauled to death by a spectacled bear. "Mision Completa!"

Several men in black suits wearing sunglasses inform you that you are about to take a indefinitely-long vacation. You look down and see a laser eating away at your internal organs.
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