who Got the Balls to off me

Edited August 21, 200917 yr by molestargazer

i kill u with my brian

 

You don't have one to kill him with, ergo the misspelling of brain.

 

You die when you realize your absence of brain.

i kill u with a kinfe block

You die from dying.

u die form dieing me

You die when Mocha's toe comes back to life and chokes you to death.

Poisons ^'s cow w/ ^'s spices. Then shoots ^.

Poisons ^'s cow w/ ^'s spices. Then shoots ^.

 

I don't eat cattle and I rarely have to use spices.

 

I kill you by finding the book of life. I burn your page on the book of life and your soul is eternally erased from all levels of the universe/s

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by Angel Cruz dela Sant

i kill u with the look on the book

Death by trapezoid

I'm feeling lazy, so I just remove the batteries from your smoke detector and set your house on fire while you sleep.

I am too shocked that Mocha returned to this thread to kill her (plus she's the only female in the forum. That makes her important)

i kill u with the mask of the mask that can kill u

I kill you by choking you with a potato chip.

Death by donut

Edited March 23, 201115 yr by Ivan V

i kill u with a ball

Grasping a diamond katana, I appear out of the shadows. I dash toward you with my weapon in both hands, and leaping above you, I spin and decapitate you in one fell swoop. I sheath my weapon, and walk of into the sunset.

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i take that man there and kill you with him he works for me noone can kill me

I kill iwin90. He died when I put his name into the deathnote.

i kill you with my bare hands

Too bad that I have a tazer. Little fingers don't like electricity. I TAZED YOU, BRO.

I will not kill the person above me. I will stand as a buffer against the onslaught of iwin90

/me gets distracted and eats some corn.

Aha...but little do you know that I have poisoned your corn! You die in agony, writhing on the ground.

As you were occupied poisoning him I set the corn field on fire, the wind was ragging in your direction. You started run, but you could not out run the blaze. You burn to a crisp and die.

I call upon Neptune, the greek god of the oceans. He extinguishes the flames with the greatest ease, saving Mocha Canela. We join forces, and begin an epic battle against you, slaying you with much proficiency, and bringing your tyranny to an end.