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[Kaido]

D:

*somewhere 5 miles away* " FIRE! "
*loud explosions*
*You get your body blown to a million pieces with artillery.*

[Reias]

*lines you up with sniper rifle and silently kills you*

Welcome to eternity, Kaido.

Edited by Reias, 22 January 2011 - 04:09 AM.

[PM Berlusconi]

*calls a bomber strike on your position*

[Reias]

*hits big red button that says "Nuclear Launch"*
* watches from screen as ten nukes land at your position*

God I hope you aren't a cockroach or these nukes are going to waste.

[PM Berlusconi]

*walks up the hill holding a minigun* *slaughters you* My hill!

[blahblahblah]

there is no hill. For that fail, you die.

[Mocha Canela]

Hands you a tall, frothy mug of hot chai, and you drink it. Only it isn't chai...it's steeped oleander leaves.

[Kaido]

Sets killer dogs onto you.

[Grand Marshal Gibbs]

Bind you to a raft and set you in a mosquito pond to be eaten alive.

[Mocha Canela]

Tapes your eyelids open and forces you to watch hours of curling.

[Grand Marshal Gibbs]

Put you on end of bowling alley and roll bowling balls at you.

[blahblahblah]

It's rollin' round the bend, you won't see no sunshine since you did know then.... Cause i pushed you on the railtracks just to watch you die. And when i hear the train a rollin' i stop and chuckle deep inside.

I'm a beast at this song writing cr*p!

[al0ex1234]

i melt u with acid rain

[Count Rhinehart]

I wait for the acid rain to stop and remove my plastic protective gear, with which I brutally bludgen you to death

[Nalydmerc]

I walk up and shoot you with a 9mm. Simple enough.

[blahblahblah]

walk up to you with my 5mm........FREAKIN' MINIGUN!!!!! pwn3d bitch.

[Reias]

I insta-kill you

[blahblahblah]

BOOM headshot