Kill the person above you

One day, you were walking in the woods became hopelessly lost in a vast jungle. you walked for hours and hours and finally you came upon a small cottage. You were very tired, so yo knocked on the door and an old Chineese man answered it. You asked if you could stay the night, and the Chineese guy said you could under one condition: you kept away from his daughter. You figured that this would be easy, because the daughter should be considerably older than you, so you agreed. You went inside, and while the Chineese guy was showing you to your room, you caught a glimpse of his daughter. She was beautiful and young with long hair and sparkling eyes. You got to your room and tried to go to sleep, but your mind kept on focusing on the man's daughter. So, you crept down to her room for a night
of romance. You woke up the next morning in your room with a heavy feeling on your chest. you look up, see a massive rock on your chest with a note attached to it. The note said: "Since you have disobeyed my rules, you must feel the wrath of the three worst Chineese tortures". Below it said: "Chineese torture #1: large rock on chest." You figure that if this was the first torture, how bad could the other ones be? So, you heave the rock out of the window. Soon you realize that the rock is attached to a rope. On the rope was a note with a
message: "Chineese torture #2: Rope attached to left testicle." You think you would rather break a few bones then be castrated, so you jump out the window after the rock. You look down at the ground and see a message spray-painted on it. It reads: "Chineese torture #3: Right testicle attached to bedpost".