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i smear you in lard, with a fine layer of latex. Then stick you in front of a roaring fire. The effect causes you to burn in such a way that you appear to melt like a candle. Ouch.
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Kill the person above you
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, Mar 26 2009 02:40 PM
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#2464
Posted 09 February 2011 - 03:34 AM
I GRAPE YOU WITH PURPLE GRAPES!
you die.. of sheer humility. i win.
you die.. of sheer humility. i win.
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#2465
Posted 09 February 2011 - 05:11 AM
I wish you into cartoon land, where an enormous cartoon flamingo steps on you.
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#2466
Guest_Florence_*
Posted 09 February 2011 - 05:16 AM
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I take my cane out and beat you to death.
#2467
Posted 09 February 2011 - 05:10 PM
An1de2
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Death by ripping your stomach open with talon-like nails, clawing out the entrails and ripping your still-beating heart out. And then quickly eating the heart raw in front of your face in the few seconds before you die...
#2468
Posted 09 February 2011 - 07:14 PM
blahblahblah
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dude.... that's fubar.....
I am soo sickened that, i tie you down to a chair and inject you with a paralyzing drug. After it has taken affect and you are still conscious, i slowly begin to peel away at your flesh, skinning you alive. I then, using a pair of hedge cutters proceed to cutting each rib out individually. Then i reach in, put out your small intestine, and strangle you with it.
I am soo sickened that, i tie you down to a chair and inject you with a paralyzing drug. After it has taken affect and you are still conscious, i slowly begin to peel away at your flesh, skinning you alive. I then, using a pair of hedge cutters proceed to cutting each rib out individually. Then i reach in, put out your small intestine, and strangle you with it.
Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#2469
Guest_Florence_*
Posted 09 February 2011 - 07:29 PM
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Then blah, while you are killing him with his small intestine, and strangle you with it. I slip up behind you 
and kill you.
and kill you.
#2470
Posted 10 February 2011 - 02:03 AM
Much more effective, Florence!Too bad for you that the second your gun stopped firing, I decapitaed you with my chainsaw.
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#2471
Posted 10 February 2011 - 05:10 AM
Count Rhinehart
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I get the book of the dead from the Cairo museum, turn you into a mummy and then grind you up to make mummy powder, which I then use to cure my rheumatism and ague
The Count's hair is bigger than yours
#2473
Posted 10 February 2011 - 06:30 PM
blahblahblah
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Because you are hungry after winning the hill. I give you a complimentary Chill con carne. With added rocket fuel and laxatives.
It results in:
My hill.
It results in:
My hill.
Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#2475
Posted 10 February 2011 - 11:10 PM
#2477
Posted 10 February 2011 - 11:31 PM
*yawn*
Okay, fine. I will just microwave you.
Okay, fine. I will just microwave you.
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#2480
Posted 12 February 2011 - 07:06 AM
Hahahaha! I liked that one so much, that I can't stand to kill you off. So I ask Smeagol to do it, and he pushes you off a cliff.
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