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[Herodez]

'Kills you by stuffing you with pork and sugar'

[Nalydmerc]

Eh, I dont really feel like doing a long dramatic kill scene this time.

<--your the grey guy

[Herodez]

You -> <- Me

[AngelCruzdelaSant]

<you. <-----My team

[Herodez]

You realize how your team seems to kill each other and they actually do kill each other.

[d3mon]

You managed to kill each other... its my hill now..

[Herodez]

While you were trying to claim a hill which isn't even related here, I shot you from a distance with a sniper.

[NabuPilasar]

Sneaks behind ^. Knifes.

[Nalydmerc]

After knifing your last opponent in the back, you look around for anyone else to kill and find, to your displeasure, no-one. You then hear a faint sound, and turn around only to confirm your suspicions in seeing a group of airplanes in the distance, heading in your direction. Its no use running, as you know it is useless to outrun an airplane. All you are able to do is sit and watch as they fly closer and closer. As they are almost upon you, you hear a loud clank originating from each of the gargantuan airships, and your heart begins to race as you see massive projectiles dropping from the core of each airplane. And as you fall to your knees, acknowledging your impeding defeat and voice your final prayer to God, the bombshells smash the ground and explode in a towering fireball, incinerating your body in the fierce inferno, and as the smoke clears, all that is left of you is a minuscule scorch mark in a vast, black crater.

[Herodez]

I shoot your planes down with SAM missiles which manages to destroy all of the aircraft along with Nalydmerc.

[AngelCruzdelaSant]

as you kill Naly for his traiterous ways, I step back behind you and use the sword of the storms. You are shredded apart by the winds while also being stabbed to death.

[iwin90]

i kill u

[Nalydmerc]

ORLY?

[AngelCruzdelaSant]

YARLY

[iwin90]

i kill u with the looki that killed timmy my hill o it kill nah to

[Chong a Bong]

Death by old age D:

[AngelCruzdelaSant]

Death by infected splinter!

[Chong a Bong]

Death by cat scratch fever

[AngelCruzdelaSant]

Death by watching Justin Beiber's movie.

[Chong a Bong]

Death by being stuffed with honey bees