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Kill the person above you
#3141
Posted 13 July 2012 - 12:45 AM
Oh my....the responses on this thread are tedious
and totally lackling in imagination.
I kill you with a gun...
I kill you with a bigger gun...
I kill you with a knife...
I kill you with a spork...
I kill you with a poison booger...
Blah, blah blah.....
Why don't we spice things up a little? Let us use our
imaginations and actually have some fun in this thread.
Rather than just increase our post count, with one liners,
let us try to entertain one another with interesting ways
of killing each other.
How is this?
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Dear Great Lord Xx Karl xX,
Please be kind enough to step backward one pace
onto the large red "X" that is painted on the road.
Wait for it....One, Two, Three...
BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEP!
SMASH!! SPLAT!! SQUISH!! DRAGGGGGG!!
Oh my...did you see that large truck...oh...
I guess you didn't.
I'll get A Mop,
#3142
Posted 13 July 2012 - 07:33 PM
Total Wars Fought:
Rogues: 2, VE: 5, Sparta: 4
Equilibrium War Stats:
Against VE nation #1: Soldiers Lost: 13,283 -- Infra Lost: 311.19 -- Land Lost: 6,072.29 -- NUKES EATEN: 5
Against VE nation #2: Soldiers Lost: 7,530-- Infra Lost: 251.73-- Land Lost: 8,930.64-- NUKES EATEN: 6
Against VE nation #3: Nothin, cuz he's a pansy
Against VE nation #4: Soldiers Lost: 2,706 -- Infra Lost: 65.06 -- Land Lost: 2,281.09 -- NUKES EATEN: 2
#3143
Posted 14 July 2012 - 01:39 PM
#3144
Posted 15 July 2012 - 03:44 PM
Total Wars Fought:
Rogues: 2, VE: 5, Sparta: 4
Equilibrium War Stats:
Against VE nation #1: Soldiers Lost: 13,283 -- Infra Lost: 311.19 -- Land Lost: 6,072.29 -- NUKES EATEN: 5
Against VE nation #2: Soldiers Lost: 7,530-- Infra Lost: 251.73-- Land Lost: 8,930.64-- NUKES EATEN: 6
Against VE nation #3: Nothin, cuz he's a pansy
Against VE nation #4: Soldiers Lost: 2,706 -- Infra Lost: 65.06 -- Land Lost: 2,281.09 -- NUKES EATEN: 2
#3145
Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:45 PM
[22:00:08] MCRABT: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, that is why I beleave in two eyes for an eye
Cristoir, Leader of the diplomatic hordes, Master of the Masking failure, Councils best european, IRC pest, Nahs Slave, Lord of random quotes, Preacher to the Liberal masses, Reformer of the Externally naive, Second lord of the admiralty, Resident Irish Drunk, starter of conversations about nothing and shameless copier of sig ideas
#3146
Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:41 AM
Total Wars Fought:
Rogues: 2, VE: 5, Sparta: 4
Equilibrium War Stats:
Against VE nation #1: Soldiers Lost: 13,283 -- Infra Lost: 311.19 -- Land Lost: 6,072.29 -- NUKES EATEN: 5
Against VE nation #2: Soldiers Lost: 7,530-- Infra Lost: 251.73-- Land Lost: 8,930.64-- NUKES EATEN: 6
Against VE nation #3: Nothin, cuz he's a pansy
Against VE nation #4: Soldiers Lost: 2,706 -- Infra Lost: 65.06 -- Land Lost: 2,281.09 -- NUKES EATEN: 2
#3147
Posted 16 July 2012 - 02:25 AM
You may not know this, but several rival female Sumu
Wrestler teams are rushing to meet you. I told each of
these gigantic ladies that you are willing to physically
satisfy the first of these ladies that jumps into your lap.
Each of these ladies want you very badly and they are
willing to fight for your affections.
Each are very determined to claim your lap as their
own.
Watch out....here they come.....
Oh no...they are all jumping into the air....take cover!!
SQUASH...SMASH...CRASH...CRUSH...CRUNCH
...BANG...BREAK...SQUISH...BLEED...BLEED...
CHOKE...COUGH...GURGLE...GASP...
Oh my....I'll need to call a very talented mortician.
Rest In Peace My Friend,
#3148
Posted 16 July 2012 - 01:24 PM
#3149
Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:16 PM
[22:00:08] MCRABT: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, that is why I beleave in two eyes for an eye
Cristoir, Leader of the diplomatic hordes, Master of the Masking failure, Councils best european, IRC pest, Nahs Slave, Lord of random quotes, Preacher to the Liberal masses, Reformer of the Externally naive, Second lord of the admiralty, Resident Irish Drunk, starter of conversations about nothing and shameless copier of sig ideas
#3150
Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:39 AM
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Edited by Xx Karl xX, 17 July 2012 - 06:40 AM.
Total Wars Fought:
Rogues: 2, VE: 5, Sparta: 4
Equilibrium War Stats:
Against VE nation #1: Soldiers Lost: 13,283 -- Infra Lost: 311.19 -- Land Lost: 6,072.29 -- NUKES EATEN: 5
Against VE nation #2: Soldiers Lost: 7,530-- Infra Lost: 251.73-- Land Lost: 8,930.64-- NUKES EATEN: 6
Against VE nation #3: Nothin, cuz he's a pansy
Against VE nation #4: Soldiers Lost: 2,706 -- Infra Lost: 65.06 -- Land Lost: 2,281.09 -- NUKES EATEN: 2
#3151
Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:41 PM
#3152
Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:23 PM
Edited by Cristoir, 17 July 2012 - 02:24 PM.
[22:00:08] MCRABT: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, that is why I beleave in two eyes for an eye
Cristoir, Leader of the diplomatic hordes, Master of the Masking failure, Councils best european, IRC pest, Nahs Slave, Lord of random quotes, Preacher to the Liberal masses, Reformer of the Externally naive, Second lord of the admiralty, Resident Irish Drunk, starter of conversations about nothing and shameless copier of sig ideas
#3153
Posted 18 July 2012 - 01:40 PM
#3154
Posted 18 July 2012 - 09:53 PM
[22:00:08] MCRABT: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, that is why I beleave in two eyes for an eye
Cristoir, Leader of the diplomatic hordes, Master of the Masking failure, Councils best european, IRC pest, Nahs Slave, Lord of random quotes, Preacher to the Liberal masses, Reformer of the Externally naive, Second lord of the admiralty, Resident Irish Drunk, starter of conversations about nothing and shameless copier of sig ideas
#3155
Posted 19 July 2012 - 01:19 PM
#3156
Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:02 AM
Though I greatly fear an alliance as
large and powerful as IRON, I do not
fear "killer punctuation".
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Dear Great and Glorious Lord IWIN90,
Please be kind enough to hold my cell
phone. Thank you sir. Excuse me while
I step out for a moment.
RRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG !!!
KAA-BOOOOOOM !!!
Oh gosh....did I do that?
Please Accept My Apologies,
Edited by Baron deSandersted, 21 July 2012 - 02:04 AM.
#3157
Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:29 AM
Total Wars Fought:
Rogues: 2, VE: 5, Sparta: 4
Equilibrium War Stats:
Against VE nation #1: Soldiers Lost: 13,283 -- Infra Lost: 311.19 -- Land Lost: 6,072.29 -- NUKES EATEN: 5
Against VE nation #2: Soldiers Lost: 7,530-- Infra Lost: 251.73-- Land Lost: 8,930.64-- NUKES EATEN: 6
Against VE nation #3: Nothin, cuz he's a pansy
Against VE nation #4: Soldiers Lost: 2,706 -- Infra Lost: 65.06 -- Land Lost: 2,281.09 -- NUKES EATEN: 2
#3158
Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:02 AM
#3159
Posted 21 July 2012 - 01:09 PM
#3160
Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:35 AM
Total Wars Fought:
Rogues: 2, VE: 5, Sparta: 4
Equilibrium War Stats:
Against VE nation #1: Soldiers Lost: 13,283 -- Infra Lost: 311.19 -- Land Lost: 6,072.29 -- NUKES EATEN: 5
Against VE nation #2: Soldiers Lost: 7,530-- Infra Lost: 251.73-- Land Lost: 8,930.64-- NUKES EATEN: 6
Against VE nation #3: Nothin, cuz he's a pansy
Against VE nation #4: Soldiers Lost: 2,706 -- Infra Lost: 65.06 -- Land Lost: 2,281.09 -- NUKES EATEN: 2
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