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[Lord Bagel]

I jump off a mountain and land on you

[iwin90]

i kill u

[Lord Bagel]

I kill you first

[iwin90]

i kill u

[Icewolf]

I rig up an orbital laser to kill anyone who says or types the words "I kill u" without first saying abragaranzia.

[Lord Bagel]

I hijack your laser and use i against you. And then revert it to its original purpose

[Lord Bagel]

I hijack your laser and use i against you. And then revert it to its original purpose

[Icewolf]

I glue your mouth and nose shut

[iwin90]

i kill u

[Lord Bagel]

I rip your eye out with a rusty spoon and gauge your eyes out

[iwin90]

i kill u

[Lord Bagel]

I sacrifice a goat in the name of Satan and he swallows you into a pit of hell

[iwin90]

i kill u

[noahband]

I skin you alive with a scalpel, then beat you to death with my fists.

[iwin90]

i kill u

[noahband]

You can't, you are dead. I put an bullet in your head for good measure.

[Lord Bagel]

I bury you both in a grave and leave you to eat each other

[iwin90]

i kill u

[noahband]

I shove a pitchfork through your face.

[iwin90]

i kill u