Death from a seizure due to the flashing siggie.

death by imperial council

death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by death by recursion

Death by Communist Russia

Death by Ninjas.

killed by a kick in the but

death my smokin hot girl you are looking at walking down the street then see cums over to you ask for your number while you are looking for a pen she shoots you in the head

Death by Grammar Nazis

death by nuke

death by puke

Death by brain eating zombies.

death by killer fart

Assassinated by PETA

killed by spam

killed by a necrophile serial killer

death by stick figure

Death by deagle

Tied to a chair and forced to listen to Celine Dion until you die.

Death by I eat your face.

death by one of your dragons

Death from all the banners in your siggie falling on you.

death by eating stocks S^^%

Beat to death by Lil' Wayne

death by cattle

death by boredom