Death by evisceration

Death by incineration

death by russians

Death by scary clown.

death by musrooms

death by chimp ripping your face off

death by fat chick sitting on you

banned by fat dude having his way with you in prison

death by banning in a killing thread

OK, death by a shank in the shower :blush:

Death by an overdose on a bag of sunshine, whatever that may be

death by listening to crappy music

death by exposure to the vacuum of space

death by cowboy on a nuke

death by

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death by wheat

death by grain silo explosion

death by global warming

death by splinter

death by cats

Death by a lance shivering and splintering and shards flying up through the visor of your helmet, through your eye and embedding themselves into your brain.

death by a foot up the a$$

death by a boot to the head.

death by yo mamma

*PrideAssassin drugs Stockhunter and takes incriminating and highly offensive pictures of him with children.

 

 

After a few months of bad food and abject misery...

*PrideAssassin bribes the prison guard to divert Stock from the Protective Custody yard to the General Population yard.