Wait. I the awesome Static would like a chance at this competition. Give me a day or so to blow your mind. http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b413/Lionheart7060/Creek.jpg
Granted, but it's poisoned with a slow acting torture agent that will kill you. I wish I was emperor of earth and ruled over many happy and numerous human citizens for a thousand years of immortality and vitality.