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This is simple: 1st person makes a wish, next person grants but corrupts the wish, then makes a new wish.

Example:

1st person - I wish I had 1 million dollars

Next person - Granted, but the stock market crashes and makes your money worthless.

[New Wish]


I'll start.

I wish I had a brand new car.
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granted you get a brand new matchbox car

I wish I could get a free college education
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Granted, free tuition at the College of Transvestite Hair and Makeup Design.

I wish I had a lime popsicle.
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granted but its made from lime rinds

I wish to become all knowing
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granted, but now you have found out that everyone hates you.

I wish that I could make money without working.
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granted, but you now get one penny a year to live on

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Granted, but my 3 year old has already had them in her mouth.

I wish for world peace.
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Granted but that was accomplished by killing off everyone in the world

I wish for a competent President of the United States
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Granted now you have a European as US President :lol:

I wish for end to animal cruelty worldwide
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Granted but humans got extinct

I wish the universe is one second older.
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granted but it seemed to cause a rip in the time-space fabric destroying the universe

I wish I was front row for the Superbowl.
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granted, but a meteor flew into the stadium and hit your seat.

I wish that I could be at the MLB All star game tonight.
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granted but its not the Major League Baseball all star game, but another MLB

I wish I had more money
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Granted, you now have more Monopoly money.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
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granted but your in prison

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Granted, but it just crashed.

I wish I was a famous baseball player.
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granted but you are promptly tarnished for using steroids

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Granted, but it's mint vintage 1960s.

I wish I could fly.
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granted. You are hit by a car.

I wish the universe would suddenly implode


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Granted but you are the only person in this universe and everyone else moved to a new universe.

I wish the weather was always sunny and 72 degrees.

Edited by sojourner, 15 July 2009 - 02:18 AM.

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