Everything posted by Mocha Canela
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S is for Spam
:speak_cool: @ Angel AD is for AntiDisestablishmentarianism
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Zombies ate them. Why are people so frightened of zombies, anyway?
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I toss Tweesbee like a frisbee across a field of toxic waste. Tweesbee lands in the sharp, slobbery jaws of a glowing, two-headed pitt bull, who is glowing green from radiation. The pitt bull shakes Tweesbee around a bit, then drops him onto a rusty spike, which impales Tweesbee. He dies three agonizing hours later.
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Yes, that is bad. What a very, very bad thing to say. http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-175.gif
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I wanna control dreams like that! I want to be an architect and design the whole thing.
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The couch potato. Are you living the American Dream?
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I summon Darth Vader. Not the one you know...the German Darth Vader, who is far more ruthlesss. http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-9632.gif He takes one look at you, sees your weakness, and swings his light saber. You dissolve into nothingness.
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Nope. I'm even lazier. If you are what you eat, then what are you?
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Have you seen Inception yet? If not, why on earth not? Watch it. Waaaaaatch it!
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Would it totally age me if I admit I used to watch Wonder Woman when I was a little girl and want to be just like her when I grew up?
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AA is for Acid Attack
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W is for whiggity whiggity whack
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I shove both you and your zoom bot into a nearby fountain. The zoom bot short circuits, and you, of course, die of electric shock.
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Q is for Quetzalcoatl
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N is for Nitrobenzene. Hey, now that I've heard it I wanna call you BlahX3, too. Or maybe Blah^3.
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C is for Calisthenics
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And don't you love when they introduce other weird stuff and cool characters on the show?
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I rip off your gas mask, shove you into a tiny closet, and lock the door. The closet is filled with 24 pairs of my stinky socks. You die in agony.
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Especially pumpkin pie. Yummmers! http://planetsmilies.net/eat-drink-smiley-542.gif
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I know, right?
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Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated his puppy and groped it's paws romantically, suddenly he grew a bit
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That reminds me of this: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"
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Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan- atahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated his puppy and groped it's paws romantically, suddenly he
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Because if you spam people's email accounts, they will find you terribly annoying. Why do I get so sick to my stomach every time I eat cake?
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May I assume that you have more fulfilling hobbies and pasttimes?