Mocha Canela

D'ya know I'd much rather watch an episode of Smallville than Private Practice or Grey's Anatomy? (Superman,, ftw!)

10/10 "You know that guy, Blahblahblah?" "You mean the one with the awesome predator bursting out of the jungle on his sig? Heck yeah!"

4/10 Whaaat?!

10/10 Smokin' hot famous on Planet Bob right now, Florence. Everybody knows your name.

9/10 I'd recognize that massive purple hair anywhere, though he still isn't quite on the A-list.

Well then, Count Rhinehart, maybe you can be a bridge to help my people become less prejudiced towards the er...living impaired.

Don't people watch House in the UK and Australia?

I loved the dragon bit and laughed so hard that I considered being merciful and letting you live. But in the end, killing was just too much fun, so I got out my chainsaw and http://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1423.gif

False. Your secret ambition is to dress up as a Disney character and skip around Disneyland for a day.

Are you kiddding me, Blah?

Wasn't that a new episode on Monday night, when House did career day for a bunch of smart-a$$ 5th graders?

Do you watch House?

Can't you tell what I am doing?

True. You wish you had a pet meerkat.

Nah, it wasn't you. He said the people here were awesome, but it just wasn't what he was looking for. (Whew! The citizens of Mocha are rather superstitious and were not to crazy about my associating with the undead).

False. You wear cologne.

Blah, that was mean, and I am very disappointed in you. For your punishment, you must come up with three nice things to say about vampires. http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1775.gif

Can't drugs cure diseases and stuff?

Uh...false? Your favorite kind of pie is 3.14.

Do you think dreams are sometimes prophetic visions of the future?

Ground up into my hamburger. Who's that girl?

and pacon.

I show you some nude pictures of Betty White. 'Nuff said.

I http://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1361.gif you and then http://planetsmilies.net/violent-smiley-1383.gif your partner.

Knock-knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? That's right! Ha-ha...AVADA KEDAVRA!!