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MS +1 MO -1 Arizona: 12 Arkansas: 13 California: 11 Colorado: 54 Connecticut: 11 Georgia: 14 Illinois: 11 Indiana: 12 Iowa: 10 Maine: 10 Massachusetts: 14 Minnesota: 10 Mississippi: 14 Missouri: 6 Montana: 23 Nebraska: 8 New Hampshire: 15 New Mexico: 9 New York: 29 North Carolina: 9 North Dakota: 10 Ohio: 25 Oregon: 47 Pennsylvania: 11 Rhode Island: 10 South Carolina: 11 South Dakota: 8 Utah: 10 Vermont: 10 Virginia: 19 Washington: 21 Wisconsin: 12 Wyoming: 12

MS +1 MO -1 Arizona: 12 Arkansas: 13 California: 11 Colorado: 53 Connecticut: 11 Georgia: 14 Illinois: 11 Indiana: 12 Iowa: 10 Maine: 10 Massachusetts: 14 Minnesota: 10 Mississippi: 13 Missouri: 8 Montana: 23 Nebraska: 8 New Hampshire: 15 New Mexico: 9 New York: 29 North Carolina: 9 North Dakota: 10 Ohio: 25 Oregon: 47 Pennsylvania: 11 Rhode Island: 10 South Carolina: 11 South Dakota: 8 Utah: 10 Vermont: 10 Virginia: 19 Washington: 21 Wisconsin: 12 Wyoming: 12

WV -1 MS +1 Arizona: 11 Arkansas: 10 California: 12 Colorado: 54 Connecticut: 11 Georgia: 14 Illinois: 10 Indiana: 12 Iowa: 10 Maine: 10 Massachusetts: 10 Minnesota: 10 Mississippi: 12 Missouri: 9 Montana: 23 Nebraska: 8 New Hampshire: 11 New Jersey: 8 New Mexico: 10 New York: 28 North Carolina: 9 North Dakota: 10 Ohio: 25 Oregon: 48 Pennsylvania: 10 Rhode Island: 10 South Carolina: 11 South Dakota: 8 Utah: 11 Vermont: 10 Virginia: 16 Washington: 21 West Virginia: 5 Wisconsin: 12 Wyoming: 12

MS +1 WV -1 Arizona: 11 Arkansas: 11 California: 12 Colorado: 54 Connecticut: 10 Georgia: 14 Illinois: 10 Indiana: 12 Iowa: 10 Maine: 10 Massachusetts: 10 Minnesota: 10 Mississippi: 11 Missouri: 9 Montana: 23 Nebraska: 8 New Hampshire: 11 New Jersey: 9 New Mexico: 10 New York: 28 North Carolina: 9 North Dakota: 10 Ohio: 25 Oregon: 48 Pennsylvania: 10 Rhode Island: 10 South Carolina: 10 South Dakota: 9 Utah: 11 Vermont: 10 Virginia: 15 Washington: 21 West Virginia: 6 Wisconsin: 12 Wyoming: 12

Alabama: 9 Alaska: 9 Arizona: 11 Arkansas: 10 California: 13 Colorado: 25 Connecticut: 10 Delaware: 2 - Georgia: 10 Hawaii: 10 Idaho: 10 Illinois: 10 Indiana: 10 Iowa: 10 Kansas: 10 Kentucky: 10 Louisiana: 10 Maine: 10 Maryland: 10 Massachusetts: 10 Michigan: 10 Minnesota: 10 Mississippi: 11 + Missouri: 9 Montana: 11 Nebraska: 10 Nevada: 9 New Hampshire: 10 New Jersey: 11 New Mexico: 10 New York: 12 North Carolina: 10 North Dakota: 10 Ohio: 11 Oklahoma: 8 Oregon: 16 Pennsylvania: 10 Rhode Island: 10 South Carolina: 10 South Dakota: 10 Tennessee: 10 Utah: 12 Vermont: 10 Virginia: 10 Washington: 11 West Virginia: 10 Wisconsin: 10 Wyoming: 11

no u (channeling ee cummings)

Tonight's forecast is "dark." Followed by "mostly dark," leading to "widely scattered light" in the early morning. (credit to George Carlin)

I blame NAH for Van Halen's inability to reunite with Sammy Hagar I DON'T CARE ABOUT DIAMOND DAVE, IT'S VAN HAGAR OR NOTHING FOR ME

death by snu-snu

brands

Granted... you step on a land mine; they aren't attached to you any more, so they aren't "hurting", per se. I wish this cold would go away.

No, screw all you guys; me.

Granted, and you are immediately arrested and jailed for robbery. I wish I had a pizza.

By not wishing for anything, Phish, you only wind up angering the thread gods and all sorts of crazy bad fortune befall you. I wish this weather would clear up.

Granted, you'll find your brand new BMW has been wrecked right outside your domicile. I wish I had a million dollars.