Max1

Actually during my stint as overseer of the hill it flourished into a mountain. Sort of like making a mountain out of a mole hill. Anyways: *calls in an air strike which carpet bombs you off the now mountain(somehow the mountain remains in tact despite the heavy carpet bombing which has claimed your life)*

Just assume I was in a Fellini film and try to fly. What would you do if this thread ceased to exist?

Commit suicide. Normal is boring. What would you do if math ceased to exist?

*drop kicks you off the mountain while you're distracted giving your little speech about your fake bank accounts*

Hold it over my head while I played romantic music for whichever beautiful woman I wished to woo. What would you do if you had control of IRON?

You never counted on me hacking your bank account however. *uses your money to infinitely outbid you* Muahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

Oh I'm well aware you meant to improve by mass editing, however for it to have any ramifications it would need to be "amended," hence my little play on words.

*bribes mole people, who then rise out of the earth and eat you* Next time don't pick such greedy friends.

You didn't follow Robert's Rules of Order, so your *amendment* failed. Nice try though.

What needs to be rectified is your grammar.

Old chap if you wish to begin a battle based upon the English vernacular I daresay you should be prepared to lose. After all, chance favours the prepared mind. *brings in Professor Elemental who chap-hops you to the bottom of the hill, old english style* I daresay the hill remains mine old bean.

*just says Nietzsche and your arguments automatically implode* Anyways enough of this silliness, we all know this is my thread. :bay:

Actually good sir, by using italics you suggest that your "my" is different than this "thread." This means that either your will is on a different universal plane of existance than this thread, or that this thread is on a different universal plane of existance than your mind(bonus points if you realize I just said the same thing twice). Either way your will and this thread cannot be connected, therefore you cannot own it. This intellectual psychobabble means that this thread belongs to me. :noobrtfm:

*poisons your scotch and steals your hill*

:lolcharge:

8.5/10

Announce to the world that I'm on a boat. What would you do if your face fell off and you realized that you were Carlos Mencia wearing a mask?

This sounds like my kind of thread. asdjgh;sdlgjha;sdlkghjalsdijhg :suicidebastard: :speak_cool: :big_boss:

Regrettably old chap the rights to your agency have been sold to me. That means that you no longer possess ownership of anything, so the term "my hill" transfers to me, making it quite ironically mine.

*pops head out of hole* Is this the way to Pismo Beach? Oh look I'm on top of the hill! *smacks Rebrl off the hill with a frying pan*

Actually you're standing on a pile of firewood. I'm on the hill.

Granted, but now they're fickle in choosing their type of government. I wish I owned 20 custom fitted Armani suits.

4298.

Banned for snoring.

Space ship.