Banned for having fingers.

Banned for having a higher post count.

Banned for being a finger-ist

Banned for being named after a bird.

Banned for tic-tac-toe

Banned for posting here.

Banned for also posting here.

Banned because the color red is really the color blue but people still confuse blue with the color red when in fact it is the color yellow.

Banned for obviously doing psychotropic drugs.

Banned for being too sober.

Banned because a week ago today I suffered a severe hangover for not being sober enough the previous night.

Banned because new year, first ban.

Banned for posting the first ban of the new year

Banned for banning a historic banning.

Banned for having an animated avatar.

Banned for being too good.

Banned for being hung.

Banned for Roving.

Banned for making reference to my nick.

Banned because Bill Murray

Banned because Kirk was better

Banned for Tom Foolery.

Banned because you didn't defend the best Star Trek captain there was, Captain Picard!

Banned for being an x-man.

Banned because your signature block is very complicated and confusing!