banned for only eating 8 nukes

Banned for your avi having yellow in it.

banned for having your name in yours

Banned for putting my name in for making medals.

Banned for fun

banned for the third lamest ban ive ever seen

banned for starting a spam spree

banned because you started it

Banned for joining the spam spree

banned for the exact same reason

banned for sending me a PM in the middle of my spamming spree

banned for ignoring it

banned for lying, since I obviously didn't ignore the PM, otherwise I wouldn't bring it up in the first place

banned because the packers dont play today

banned because Packers play tonight

banned because they played like shit

Banned for changing your color from the lively academy orange to grim milcom red

Edited November 8, 20178 yr by Fermion

banned for being inactive

Banned for having an incomplete star as an avi

Banned because they're actually a happy starfish. Hi Patrick!

Edited November 8, 20178 yr by Fermion

Banned because we miss you

banned for being sober (probably? it is only 9am)

Banned because we miss you

I'm here!

 

Banned because holy smokes you've got a lot of posts.

Banned because you couldn't come up with something better when banning the person you banned. 

Banned for banning all these people

 

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