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you always make sense

is it safe to throw oranges at passing cars?


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Safer than throwing reds at them.

Do I have a bucket?
It would be a fool's errand for me to expect to reach someone by means of an internet forum signature, but a personal encounter with Jesus Christ is the absolute best thing that ever happened in my life, and I'd be glad to discuss it with anyone in any capacity -- whether it be serious discussion, theological or intellectual discourse, morbid curiosity, or even open mockery -- I want to talk about Jesus, and if that interests you in some small way please send me a message or notify me in a forum thread.
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Yes, if you mean the one i just stole from you.

Will they let you club a seal in Alaska?


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There isn't much point in clubbing a seal; they can be easily broken with knives and pencils.

Is there such thing as pingas?
It would be a fool's errand for me to expect to reach someone by means of an internet forum signature, but a personal encounter with Jesus Christ is the absolute best thing that ever happened in my life, and I'd be glad to discuss it with anyone in any capacity -- whether it be serious discussion, theological or intellectual discourse, morbid curiosity, or even open mockery -- I want to talk about Jesus, and if that interests you in some small way please send me a message or notify me in a forum thread.
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That depends entirely upon your definition of "nymphomaniac".

Is Gary Coleman actually a robot?

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Gary Coleman is only imaginarily a robot.

Is there a number after T?
It would be a fool's errand for me to expect to reach someone by means of an internet forum signature, but a personal encounter with Jesus Christ is the absolute best thing that ever happened in my life, and I'd be glad to discuss it with anyone in any capacity -- whether it be serious discussion, theological or intellectual discourse, morbid curiosity, or even open mockery -- I want to talk about Jesus, and if that interests you in some small way please send me a message or notify me in a forum thread.
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yup... but nobody has ever seen it. scientists are pretty sure that there is because otherwise the whole fabric of the universe should implode.

am i talking gibberish now??

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No, you're speaking IngSoc.

Now will Philip II of Spain marry Queen Elizabeth?


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That really depends on Christopher Columbus returning with the party favors.

Why did my foot turn purple?

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Because Grimace from McDonald's had been enacting his twisted fetishes on it.

Why is the sun red?


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Because his dad slapped him too hard.

How fast does fast food travel?

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At the speed of light!

At what speed does alcohol travel?


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Depends upon the mode of transport.

Why does alcohol make me pee?
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That is a question answered in the latest series of Teddy Ruxpin tapes.

Where, oh where, has my little rhinoceros gone?

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To market, to market, to bring his horns home.

What color is the sky in your little world?
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black, with streaks of of VIBGYOR..

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None of above :P

An stupid question is like a... no-one-care-semi-nerd question, isn't it
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Nope, a stupid question is an.... every-one-completely nerdy question. ^_^

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Depends on the time o' the month :o

How do mosquitos slither askew toward orange vines and crawl to the moon?


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Communicate.
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Nope, they just sneek up an astronauts space suit.. thats how they reach the moon.

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