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Guest_notadolfhitler_*
, Mar 09 2009 09:20 PM
#1541
Posted 22 January 2011 - 10:16 PM

because i got bored and went on minecraft and crafted a circular world.
Why does the world smell?
Why does the world smell?
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#1542
Posted 22 January 2011 - 11:07 PM

#1543
Posted 23 January 2011 - 12:38 AM

because i got bored and went on minecraft and crafted a circular world.
Why does the world smell?
Because people have noses.
If we're not supposed to pick our noses, why do fingers fit in the holes so perfectly?
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#1544
Posted 23 January 2011 - 12:53 AM

#1545
Posted 23 January 2011 - 01:29 AM

So mice can swim in it, of course!
Why do guinea pigs exist?
Why do guinea pigs exist?
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#1546
Guest_Florence_*
Posted 23 January 2011 - 02:26 AM

So they don't have to swim?
Why a horse is your best friend.
Why a horse is your best friend.
Edited by Florence, 23 January 2011 - 02:53 AM.
#1547
Posted 23 January 2011 - 02:38 AM

So my peg leg parrot can ride
Do fish get thirsty?
Do fish get thirsty?
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#1548
Posted 23 January 2011 - 03:13 AM

Only when they see a cup of coffee.
How does antidisestablishmentarianism relate to soccer?
How does antidisestablishmentarianism relate to soccer?
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#1549
Posted 23 January 2011 - 06:48 AM

#1550
Posted 23 January 2011 - 06:32 PM

because Gerrie says it is.
Why am i soo special?
Why am i soo special?







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Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1551
Posted 23 January 2011 - 08:16 PM

Because you can tie your shoes!
Why are my feet cold?

Why are my feet cold?
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#1552
Guest_Florence_*
Posted 23 January 2011 - 09:08 PM

Girl your feet are wet.
number one car to drive?
number one car to drive?
#1553
Posted 24 January 2011 - 04:06 AM

A flying Delorian.
How do you keep a rhinocerous from charging?
How do you keep a rhinocerous from charging?
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#1554
Guest_Florence_*
Posted 24 January 2011 - 04:29 AM

pull the plug
why are so many people so violent?
why are so many people so violent?
#1555
Posted 24 January 2011 - 05:53 AM

The secretion by the adrenal medulla of the catecholamines, epinephrine, and norepinephrine, and by the adrenal cortex of glucocorticoids provides a sympathetic system effect that mobilizes the body for immediate action.
Why do I have a sudden craving for rollmops?
Why do I have a sudden craving for rollmops?
The Count's hair is bigger than yours
#1556
Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:05 AM

Because it's late, and you're exhausted.
Why does sushi taste so darned good?
Why does sushi taste so darned good?
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#1557
Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:11 AM

That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked, ask your mother
How can people think Family Guy is superior to South Park?
How can people think Family Guy is superior to South Park?
The Count's hair is bigger than yours
#1558
Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:51 PM

because e=mc^2
do you like my horsey?
do you like my horsey?







Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
#1559
Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:57 PM

Yes, about as much as I like sprinkle donuts.
What should I do today?
What should I do today?
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#1560
Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:59 PM

play with ice cream!
where do cats sleep?
where do cats sleep?






Tech sold: 4200+
Nukes Eaten: 8
Times ZI for IRON: 2
91,885 Attacking + 112,893 Defending = 204,778 Casualties
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