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Posted 24 January 2011 - 07:05 PM
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#1563
Posted 24 January 2011 - 07:11 PM
Blade 619
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Student Services... or China.
How much is my left kidney worth?
How much is my left kidney worth?
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Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.
Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.
#1565
Posted 25 January 2011 - 12:44 AM
I only partake of Chinese foods prior to 6pm.
What would happen if you tied a toaster to a palm tree?
What would happen if you tied a toaster to a palm tree?
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IRON Member since 01/11
#1566
Posted 25 January 2011 - 12:59 AM
The palm tree would fall down.
How about those scuba divers?
How about those scuba divers?
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#1567
Posted 25 January 2011 - 01:54 AM
Count Rhinehart
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Scuba divers are pussies, snorkel ftw
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Edited by Count Rhinehart, 25 January 2011 - 01:55 AM.
The Count's hair is bigger than yours
#1568
Posted 25 January 2011 - 03:05 AM
Because it has to, or it will die.
Why couldn't the farmer find his tractor yesterday?
Why couldn't the farmer find his tractor yesterday?
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Guest_Florence_*
Posted 25 January 2011 - 03:16 AM
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To Foggy
Why does water weigh so much? But there in the clouds floating across the sky.
Why does water weigh so much? But there in the clouds floating across the sky.
#1570
Posted 25 January 2011 - 07:04 PM
Because they're hanging from a string attached to the moon.
Why do they make spandex in XXL sizes?
Why do they make spandex in XXL sizes?
ricepanda of Panda Express
IRON Member since 01/11
#1571
Posted 26 January 2011 - 05:01 PM
For pure entertainment purposes.
Why can't I eat with my elbows on the table?
Why can't I eat with my elbows on the table?
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#1572
Posted 26 January 2011 - 06:53 PM
Because your feet would get jealous and want to be on the table, too.
Why should you "drink the water"?
Why should you "drink the water"?
ricepanda of Panda Express
IRON Member since 01/11
#1574
Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:13 AM
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Guest_Florence_*
Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:16 AM
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not sure?How would you make pie crust
Edited by Florence, 27 January 2011 - 02:41 AM.
#1576
Posted 27 January 2011 - 06:06 PM
Let it sit too long.
Why does it only snow when the weather's cold?
Why does it only snow when the weather's cold?
ricepanda of Panda Express
IRON Member since 01/11
#1578
Posted 27 January 2011 - 11:06 PM
Because you drank the Kool-Aid.
Why should you never, ever drink the Kool-Aid?
Why should you never, ever drink the Kool-Aid?
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#1579
Posted 28 January 2011 - 09:24 AM
Because the Kool-Aid is made from the water. And you should not drink the water!
Where is the best place to eat food with your feet?
Where is the best place to eat food with your feet?
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IRON Member since 01/11
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