school.. pfft, who needs it. (August 27th)...

 

Know anyone who has thought of suicide?

yeah

 

ever gone hunting?

Yes.

 

Ever gone streaking?

no

 

ever go skinny dipping

No.

 

Ever had a near death experience?

no

 

ever gone rafting down a rough patch of white water rapids with a beaver gnawing at your leg?

No, but I would love to.

 

What if I take a barf bag with me rafting?

as long as it's not already full it's all good

 

what if it was full?

I would not touch it if it were full

 

What about just barfing in the raft?

that would be so uncool

 

hows about we take a fishing boat on a lake?

deal

 

Who would catch the biggest fish?

No idea, but it would be fun anyways

 

why aren't you spamming the OUT threads? is it cuz of the gay 30sec rule?

Well that could be part of it. I also am sick of editing all of my posts because they are wrong. Lol.

 

Doesn't that bother you?

lol yeah, but the 30sec rule bothers me even more

 

why do dogs eat their puke?

They like it.

 

Would anyone do that?

No, except for when you only slightly puke in your mouth with a burp...

 

Whats for lunch?

turkey sandwhich

 

what do you want?

I want a rock.

 

Want to smoke a light?

only if you light the smoke

 

do you have marbles?

No my dog at them.

 

Would you like a roasted guinea pig?

meat's meat, so why not

 

where in the world is carmen san diego?

In San Diego, at the awesome beaches they have there, in a red bikini showing off her great body.

 

Who will avenge the fallen?

the ones that havnt fallen yet

 

whats the name of the next hurricane

Caterina, although you can call her Kitty Kat

 

How many trailer parks will the next big tornado consume?

10 and wendy returns to oz

 

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?