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Post any random crap to get your post count up

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There was an Old Man in a pew,

Whose waistcoat was spotted with blue;

But he tore it in pieces, to give to his Nieces,

That cheerful Old Man in a pew.

 

Edward Lear

There was an Old Man with a gong,

Who bumped at it all the day long;

But they called out, "Oh, law! you're a horrid old bore!"

So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.

 

Edward Lear

Edited by Baron deSandersted

There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,

Who never had more than a penny;

He spent all that money in onions and honey,

That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.

 

Edward Lear

There was an Old Man who said, "How

Shall I flee from this horrible Cow?

I will sit on this stile, and continue to smile,

Which may soften the heart of that Cow."

 

Edward Lear

There was an Old Man of Columbia,

Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer;

But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot,

Which disgusted that man of Columbia.

 

Edward Lear

There was a Young Lady of Troy,

Whom several large flies did annoy;

Some she killed with a thump, some she drowned at the pump,

And some she took with her to Troy.

 

Edward Lear

There was an Old Man in a tree,

Who was horribly bored by a Bee;

When they said, "Does it buzz?" he replied, "Yes, it does!

It's a regular brute of a Bee."

 

Edward Lear

There was a Young Lady of Hull,

Who was chased by a virulent Bull;

But she seized on a spade, and called out, "Who's afraid?"

Which distracted that virulent Bull.

 

Edward Lear

There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,

Who made a remarkable curtsey;

She twirled round and round, till she sank underground,

Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.

 

Edward Lear

There was an Old Person of Dutton,

Whose head was as small as a button;

So to make it look big he purchased a wig,

And rapidly rushed about Dutton.

 

Edward Lear

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