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There was an Old Man with a nose,

Who said, "If you choose to suppose

That my nose is too long, you are certainly wrong!"

That remarkable Man with a nose.

 

Edward Lear

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Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man of Leghorn,

The smallest that ever was born;

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That imprudent Old Person of Chili.

 

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