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King of the Hill

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"From: Nalydmerc To: Angel Cruz dela Sant Messege:

Your nation of MY HILL has been attacked. You have lost over 9000 soldiers and 9 bazigonillion tanks and killled 2 of your attackers soldiers and 0 tanks. The enemy forces destroyed 1000 levels of Technology and razed 9999 miles of land. In the end the battle ended in defeat."

 

"From: Nalydmerc To: Angel Cruz dela Sant Messege:

Your nation of MY HILL has been defeated in battle. The citizens of your nation have been driven out and the forces of Nalydmerc have taken over your hill. Consider yourself pwnt." :awesomeiron:

'hanged off a branch, climbs back to the top of the cliff and pull you down'

Fades into a ghost and reappears behind you, pushing you into an electric fence

Wait a minute, I thought this was king of the hill not kill the person above you...

.../me slaps herodez of the hill with a tennis racket

Lol, my hill.

I broadcast Justin Bieber music until everyone leaves and I reclaim the hill once more.
You can't stand the Justin Bieber music and leave so gtfo off my hill xD

Treading up to the hill, I stop and look up. I rise my fist into the air, and your observation reveals that i am gripping a remote in the palm of my hand. I press one of the various buttons and switches on it, and the ground begins to shake. The ground below my feet rises into the air, and a massive machine digs itself up from below the depths of the earth with me standing on its top-most platform. With a slight grin on my face I nonchalantly take my time in dawning a pair of earplugs, as you stare from the top of your hill, unamused, and wonder what the hell I'm doing. Once I am finished I look at you with an evil sort of contentment, and press another button on the remote, to which the machine reveals the large mother-flippin' sound system you've ever set your eyes on, and under my breath I whisper the words: "hit it."

 

The speakers begin to power up, and with all of their power they blast out the dreaded sounds...of Rebbecca Black

Your men let fall their weapons, gripping their ears in a pity full attempt to stop the shearing pain of the torturous sound, but it is already too late. The numerous screams of agony and torture are only drowned out by the noise coming through the massive speakers. By the end of the song, the screams have subsided; all of the men, including yourself, are dead. The machine vanishes once again beneath the earth, and walking to the top of the hill, I remove my earplugs, and slightly sarcastic tone, I remark: "Now that was so bad, was it?"

 

The hill is, undeniably, mine.

I pushed a very obvious button that says "Trap door on hill."
I set up a giant flat screen TV right next to the hill so everyone can see the most horrific things I can think off, 2 things, Blue Waffle and Lemon Party.

Oh sorry, i had my scarred-for-life proof goggles on.

 

You look to see me standing at the top of your flat screen, wielding a sword. I turn the sword to the ground , grasping it with both hands, and lunge it into the TV. Silence. Just as you begin to laugh at my seemingly pity-full attempt to do something, the entire TV shatters into millions of minuscule shards, and as shimmering pixels rain down like snow, you see me approach you. Standing face to face at the top of the hill, I then grasp my sword and lunge it into your heart. As your eyes widen in pain, you fall backwards onto the earth.

 

...And as your beloved hill falls into my possession, it shall also become your final resting place,

I used the insurance money to buy a bomber plane and blow you to millions of pieces and parachute down to the top of the hill.
I appear from out of my bomb shelter, which protected me from your bomber, with an evil smile creeping across my face. With intense power I spring into the smoke filled air and onto the Bomber, wielding a light-saber in my fist. I sever your right wing, and vanish instantaneously. Realizing the situation, you bail from your now mutilated aircraft. But as you descend with parachute opened, you notice a quick flash of light on the ground below, and as you realize what has happened, it is already too late. A well-aimed bullet rips its way through your skull, and as your lifeless corpse hits the ground, your blood-spattered parachute becomes the casket to your final resting place.
While you were looking for that in the "Kill the person above you thread.", I kicked you out of my hill and put up a sign that says "MY HILL GTFO" and made a minecraft-esque moat.

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