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[Commander Shepard]

Dangerous territory to be honest and would you really call it your sex life? Sounds more like a sexual fantasy.

[Fox Fire]

Unfortunately my sex life is not as great as my fantasy.
Who doesn't want one of each at the same time? It would be like a metropolitan ice cream, but better. XD

[Commander Shepard]

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

[Fox Fire]

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)
I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.
So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

[Duderonomy]

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)
I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.
So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

 

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie.

 

Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states.

 

But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.

[Fox Fire]

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.

Who said I hated women?



As one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.
Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.
I'll touch them though....

Edited by Fox Fire, 02 September 2014 - 10:03 AM.

[Duderonomy]

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.

Who said I hated women?



As one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.
Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.
I'll touch them though....

 

I would, but I have a penchant for masochism and don't respond to drama (or actively enjoy it if I have the energy). Gotta have that prenup and/or separate finances, though. Most Americans view a credit card limit as straight-up cash. It's an insurance policy at best and a vampire at worst.

 

Maybe that's the secret behind the vampire craze. Almost everyone has one or wants one in their wallet.

[Fox Fire]

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.

Who said I hated women?As one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.I'll touch them though.... 

I would, but I have a penchant for masochism and don't respond to drama (or actively enjoy it if I have the energy). Gotta have that prenup and/or separate finances, though. Most Americans view a credit card limit as straight-up cash. It's an insurance policy at best and a vampire at worst. Maybe that's the secret behind the vampire craze. Almost everyone has one or wants one in their wallet.

A blood sucking leach or a credit card?

[Duderonomy]

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls.

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a shemale. They're not all homos. Some are "lesbians". Just ask Stewie. Plus, they do sell penises at sex shops in most states. But why the hate on the women? Some are too into cultural norms and social climbing for their own good, but not all are that way. And there are some guys who are genuine dbags. Don't worry about rude people. That takes time away from the good ones.

Who said I hated women?As one, I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part.Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't.I'll touch them though.... 

I would, but I have a penchant for masochism and don't respond to drama (or actively enjoy it if I have the energy). Gotta have that prenup and/or separate finances, though. Most Americans view a credit card limit as straight-up cash. It's an insurance policy at best and a vampire at worst. Maybe that's the secret behind the vampire craze. Almost everyone has one or wants one in their wallet.

A blood sucking leach or a credit card?

 

Why not both? The leech has to be organic, though.

[onbekende]

wait, FF is female?

 

forgetting in 3...2....1

[FS108]

 

 

 

Wait, what would you do with this penis?

I would assume, the same thing anyone does with a penis....Why? What should I do with it?So yeah, I like girls more so than guys (in terms of anatomy anyway). 

 From a girls perspective I wasn't sure what you would do with, going after guys seemed far fetched.I figured it was probably for girls you said it.Anyway this is where I exit and never come back. 

Lol. Nobody wants to talk about my sex life.

 

 

 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)
I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.
So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

 

I would like to know a bit more....../me gets on IRC to talk to FF


and your talking Bi as in liking guys and girls right? Sounds like the FS is Bi since I had 4 bfs in the past more then GF's

[Fox Fire]

 

 

 

Wait, what would you do with this penis?

I would assume, the same thing anyone does with a penis....Why? What should I do with it?So yeah, I like girls more so than guys (in terms of anatomy anyway). 

 From a girls perspective I wasn't sure what you would do with, going after guys seemed far fetched.I figured it was probably for girls you said it.Anyway this is where I exit and never come back. 

Lol. Nobody wants to talk about my sex life.
 

 
 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)
I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.
So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD
 

I would like to know a bit more....../me gets on IRC to talk to FF
and your talking Bi as in liking guys and girls right? Sounds like the FS is Bi since I had 4 bfs in the past more then GF's

No, I mean bi as in I have two legs. :V

[Cadana]

What the fuck did i just watch?

 

 

I have no clue....

[Cadana]

OMFG That thing is terrifying!

[Cadana]

 

Lol. Nobody wants to talk about my sex life.

 

 

Poor Fox. If you want I'll talk dirty with you will listen to your stories of your sexlife and be open-minded and supportive...

[Duderonomy]

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, what would you do with this penis?

I would assume, the same thing anyone does with a penis....Why? What should I do with it?So yeah, I like girls more so than guys (in terms of anatomy anyway). 

 From a girls perspective I wasn't sure what you would do with, going after guys seemed far fetched.I figured it was probably for girls you said it.Anyway this is where I exit and never come back. 

Lol. Nobody wants to talk about my sex life.
 
 

 
 

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)
I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.
So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD
 
 

I would like to know a bit more....../me gets on IRC to talk to FF
and your talking Bi as in liking guys and girls right? Sounds like the FS is Bi since I had 4 bfs in the past more then GF's

No, I mean bi as in I have two legs. :V

 

Tripods rool 4eva. Until you kick them in the nuts.

[Peggy Inga]

 

Yeah I really wouldn't want one of each, I imagine that idea appeals mostly to girls. 

Hey, I know plenty of gay/bi dudes. (OK so their pretty much all gay.)
I just like female anatomy. But women suck in terms of personality. And men can do things girls can't physically.
So am I just drunk or am I talking too much? XD

 

Amazing. You talk like spider and vampir when they're a little drunk: the same despise for female personality, the same appreciation for female anatomy.

[Noxxy503]

LMFAO

 

*EDIT*

 

I LOL at the clip, not at anyone's responses!

[Greatest Mothers]

Not exactly.
She write "I can safely say that we are opportunist whores for the most part" - I agree, the majority of women I know are so. That's why I consider myself very lucky to have meet Spider many years ago :-)
But she also write: "Would you ever marry a women? I wouldn't." - I strongly disagree about that. We have the project to marry, when we'll retire from our jobs, with our sons as witnesses of the brides, and as honeymoon a four-months cruise around the world, in suite.

Vampir.

[Noxxy503]

Wow, I feel like i should read this tread..