I still haven't laughed :[

 

That's because you dont have a sense of humor.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

 

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?

 

If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

 

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

 

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

Is there another word for synonym?

 

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

 

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

I laughed a while back

Aw... c'mon... The "You can't have inequalities with imaginary numbers" didn't get you?

 

and if not that... a guy flipping a barbie car right after... pure gold

I agree. ^

 

Tokyo drift... lol.

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That terri schiavo one is terrible...

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That terri schiavo one is terrible...

 

lolwut

That terri schiavo one is terrible...

 

lolwut

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_schiavo

lolwut

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_schiavo

 

I know who she is.

 

I just don't understand how that pic series was 'terrible'. it wasn't funny but heh, i don't think thats what warrior means by terrible.

terrible -> cruel

^^;

 

well, she was a vegetable... >_>

:/

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lol

 

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i lose time 1000 thanks to PA,

 

/me tickles elmo

LOL!!

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye

"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

 

The night Santa went crazy

The night Saint Nick went insane

Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal

Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

 

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet

And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen

And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

 

The night Santa went crazy

The night Kris Kringle went nuts

Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole

Without steppin' in reindeer guts

 

There's the National Guard and the FBI

There's a van from the Eyewitness News

In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flying the body count's rising

And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"

My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

 

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time

In a Federal prison for his infamous crime

Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears

He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

 

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous

And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service

And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night

With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.

(They talk about)

 

The night Santa went crazy

The night Saint Nicholas flipped

Broke his back for some milk and cookies

Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

 

Wo, The night Santa went crazy

The night Saint Nick went insane

Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal

Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.

 

 

The Night Santa Went Crazy, by Weird Al

Score 3 for PA. Lol.

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