Poll of the Day: Would you rather?

 

We're going to do another round of these because they're fun. Answer all three questions!

This one isn't even hard.

Invisibility 

Being poor is better than being rich anyway

And who doesn't want an orgasm every ten seconds?

1. Elder Wand, (Duh)

2. Poor but happy(Whats the point of wealth other than happiness?)

3. No Comment.

1. Elder Wand: see all of my arguments for the superpowers. Talking to the dead isn't exactly exciting. As GITP put it: "If they really knew anything, they wouldn't be dead."

 

2. It should be well understood by now that I'm borderline masochistic and a person that enjoys misery (see willingness to discuss topics with Tywinn). As Simpsons put it, "Hmmm, one dollar for eternal happiness. Meh, I'd be happier with the dollar." Plus I'd be giving that money away to friends and family, so I don't mind suffering so others benefit.

 

3. I spend most of my fun time not orgasming, anyway. Sex != orgasm. Kama Sutra, much?

This one isn't even hard.

Invisibility 

Being poor is better than being rich anyway

And who doesn't want an orgasm every ten seconds?

as above 

Man where do you keep getting these questions. . .

 

And orgasming every ten seconds, while fun, would really interfere in a productive life. And dehydrate you probably.

invisibility, the elder wand seems like a big red dot to anyone to slit your throat at night and the stone is a cheap gimmick.

 

happyness > money

 

wait what? and probably without anyone near you anyway so ackwardness >_>

Man where do you keep getting these questions. . .

 

And orgasming every ten seconds, while fun, would really interfere in a productive life. And dehydrate you probably.

Yeah, it really would.

 

Man where do you keep getting these questions. . .

 

And orgasming every ten seconds, while fun, would really interfere in a productive life. And dehydrate you probably.

Yeah, it really would.

 

Not really. It's possible to have a dry surge. Especially after a bunch of times in a row. Your body only holds so much at any point in time.

For the purposes of the question assume that you would never exhaust your supply.

I would live my life in absolutely misery if that means that I can secure a solid future for my coming generation and the generations after that

For the purposes of the question assume that you would never exhaust your supply.

So does that mean that the constant stream would let you fly? I might want to change my answer.

 

 

Man where do you keep getting these questions. . .

 

And orgasming every ten seconds, while fun, would really interfere in a productive life. And dehydrate you probably.

Yeah, it really would.

 

Not really. It's possible to have a dry surge. Especially after a bunch of times in a row. Your body only holds so much at any point in time.

 

 

Would also make you very very sore... but once every 10 years? That would mean I'd have to live to... 92 to achieve the same number of orgasms I would do on a fairly standard week...

 

 

 

Man where do you keep getting these questions. . .

 

And orgasming every ten seconds, while fun, would really interfere in a productive life. And dehydrate you probably.

Yeah, it really would.

 

Not really. It's possible to have a dry surge. Especially after a bunch of times in a row. Your body only holds so much at any point in time.

 

 

Would also make you very very sore... but once every 10 years? That would mean I'd have to live to... 92 to achieve the same number of orgasms I would do on a fairly standard week...

 

didn't knew you were 82.

 

 

 

 

Man where do you keep getting these questions. . .

 

And orgasming every ten seconds, while fun, would really interfere in a productive life. And dehydrate you probably.

Yeah, it really would.

 

Not really. It's possible to have a dry surge. Especially after a bunch of times in a row. Your body only holds so much at any point in time.

 

 

Would also make you very very sore... but once every 10 years? That would mean I'd have to live to... 92 to achieve the same number of orgasms I would do on a fairly standard week...

 

didn't knew you were 82.

 

 

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Man where do you keep getting these questions. . .

 

And orgasming every ten seconds, while fun, would really interfere in a productive life. And dehydrate you probably.

Yeah, it really would.

 

Not really. It's possible to have a dry surge. Especially after a bunch of times in a row. Your body only holds so much at any point in time.

 

 

Would also make you very very sore... but once every 10 years? That would mean I'd have to live to... 92 to achieve the same number of orgasms I would do on a fairly standard week...

 

didn't knew you were 82.

 

If I get 1 a week at 82 I think that'd be doing quite well

Dat ^

wand ez

 

rich but unhappy

 

every 10 secs obv. if you blow that often you would likely be dropping ghost loads

Welcome to the world of Harry Potter.

 

It's all about the power of the wand!

 

 

Invisibility cloak because you could go anywhere, see and hear everything youre not supposed to or allowed to. It would also play a role in some killer pranks.

 

Rich and not happy because I would eventually find something I could by to make me happy. It may take some time, but I would find it.

 

Every 10 years. If I had an orgasm every 10 seconds I would never get shit done.