If you go on youtube, this is normal. So let's start a chain

 

There once was a girl by the name of Gertrude Hitler

Who had a pet snail....

that was pretty slow...

but was the size of a car...

making it able to swallow people...

One day, it swallowed the neighbors dog...

But the neighbor were okay with it because he's a dirty perv

So he suggested to Ms/Mrs Hitler that her snail should find a career in abnormal porn.

It involved a bowling ball and a smurf

and possibly but not yet confirmed or denied

but he opted instead to deliver mail.

Making 50 bucks every hour the snail got rich

so he decided to take his wealth and visit Paris.

While visiting, he met another snail who wasn't slow like him...

It was turbo the snail

or it might have been

If it wasn't for his slowlyness in bed

R2V would have not been nuked

But because R2V has been nuked,

We are facing an impressive nuclear fallout so...

The story of Wall-e was created

And only a cockroach and a plant survived, but...