https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

OH, Clash of Clans. I used to play it two years ago. Then I changed my cellphone and I couldn't be bothered to start over.

You can't just quit. Do you know who quits? Quitters! It's like my ex, I used to have sex with her all the time. Then we broke up and I got a new girlfriend. Did I say, "I can't start sex over again...?" I'm still having sex, man. Clash of Clans is the same way, sometimes she's not what you're used to: the high level magic, leveled up defense, wonderful archer queen, etc... You get to enjoy it all again as if it were your first time. You wouldn't just stop having sex because your girlfriend broke up with you, right? So why wouldn't you make a new clash of clans?

 

Dagon, I like you man, and not just because your avatar is Jensen Ackles. He would want you to play.

I'm a virgo, I've never had sex. You need to stop tainting me.

 

 

You can't just quit. Do you know who quits? Quitters! It's like my ex, I used to have sex with her all the time. Then we broke up and I got a new girlfriend. Did I say, "I can't start sex over again...?" I'm still having sex, man. Clash of Clans is the same way, sometimes she's not what you're used to: the high level magic, leveled up defense, wonderful archer queen, etc... You get to enjoy it all again as if it were your first time. You wouldn't just stop having sex because your girlfriend broke up with you, right? So why wouldn't you make a new clash of clans?

 

Dagon, I like you man, and not just because your avatar is Jensen Ackles. He would want you to play.

Didn't you just say you were a virgin? And I know Jensen would want to, but I don't wanna start all over. I had reached dragons. Before the magic boxes that give you 25 gems existed, I got to 300 without buying. That hard work won't be repayed (repaid?) 

Repaid

 

Was it linked to your google account? You can just retrieve it. It's more fun than Cyber Nations and less tedious. haha

 

In other news, I tried the hottest wings they had available at Buffalo Wild Wings. Needless to say, I ordered 9, got 12, and only ate 6. After 30 seconds, it hits you, and your tongue starts to melt. Also, I have a feeling my asshole will be on fire tomorrow.

I love hot wings. And I didn't have a google account. Tried to get it back, but the GMs couldn't help me.

Those cocksuckers.

 

Awh, so do I, but I should have saved the hottest for last. I had 12 of another kind I didn't even touch. Even now my stomach isn't sitting right.

Milk helps a lot. One time I ate like 20 of the hottest wings. It was awesome

Yeah, milk definitely does. I didn't have any, so I took some ranch straight onto my tongue... hahaha

 

Different places' "hottest wings" definitely vary too. These were way hotter than the ghost pepper kind I tried elsewhere, no idea why.

What the fuck did I just read.

 

 

 

You're not a real man until you've eaten the ghost pepper

 

 

raw

 

I believe this topic is the tale of a man with no shame.

 

Update: My friend is regretting last night right now, "Dude I fucking hate you"

I believe this topic is the tale of a man with no shame.

 

Update: My friend is regretting last night right now, "Dude I fucking hate you"

 

You banged your friend?

 

I'm a virgo, I've never had sex. You need to stop tainting me.

 

 

You can't just quit. Do you know who quits? Quitters! It's like my ex, I used to have sex with her all the time. Then we broke up and I got a new girlfriend. Did I say, "I can't start sex over again...?" I'm still having sex, man. Clash of Clans is the same way, sometimes she's not what you're used to: the high level magic, leveled up defense, wonderful archer queen, etc... You get to enjoy it all again as if it were your first time. You wouldn't just stop having sex because your girlfriend broke up with you, right? So why wouldn't you make a new clash of clans?

 

Dagon, I like you man, and not just because your avatar is Jensen Ackles. He would want you to play.

Didn't you just say you were a virgin? And I know Jensen would want to, but I don't wanna start all over. I had reached dragons. Before the magic boxes that give you 25 gems existed, I got to 300 without buying. That hard work won't be repayed (repaid?) 

 

lol I had dragons 2 years ago

 

It's not that hard to get them again if you're active!

 

also the new update favours active raiders now so you can get back up really qiicklu

 

I believe this topic is the tale of a man with no shame.

 

Update: My friend is regretting last night right now, "Dude I fucking hate you"

 

You banged your friend?

 

More like some chicken raped his asshole from the inside out. I felt the pain all day, really wish I had called out.

 

 

I believe this topic is the tale of a man with no shame.

 

Update: My friend is regretting last night right now, "Dude I fucking hate you"

 

You banged your friend?

 

More like some chicken raped his asshole from the inside out. I felt the pain all day, really wish I had called out.

 

http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Wat-Meme-Old-Lady-Face-01.jpg

There is a type of pepper we like to call Bell Pepper. The joke is untranslatable in english.

 

In spanish the joke would be: Se llama chile campana porque pica cuando entra y repica cuando sale.

 

The sound a bell makes is called "repicar" in spanish, but it is also a play on "pica" which means itches. Untranslatable, but still. That thing stings like a motherfucker. Delicious though.

hahaha I like that saying, very clever.

 

I assume it's not about an American bell pepper. lol

I don't really know if it is the same or not. I love it though

It might not be, but I got the gist, and it sounds hilarious. lmao

 

I'm about to fail my exam... I wonder if she'll let me suck her dick for a C.

You shouldn't trade sexual favors for a grade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BEJEIqAE8

 

I've listened to this song five times in a row now.

this is one interesting thread

it's literally the epitome of shitposting, I love it

So far 2 of the people who have posted in it are banned. I'd say it's a good luck charm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFeh1b7Ej88

 

I dug up this gem. It's my spirit animal.

Obama Action Figure

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