Is a massive fan of Justin Bieber

Loves Miley Cyrus's music

Enjoys saying everything true about my life

Is currently winning the NEW number game,

Once set fire to a motorhome full of turtles. 

Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried

Tells the truth about everyone he meets

Captured Saddam Hussein twice before the Americans.

Has lived in every house on Planet Earth and Mars

Thinks M. Night. Shamalan is the best director of our time.

Has travelled to the center of the Sun.

Bought a Ferrari for the sole purpose of breaking it with a jack hammer.

Decided to let me win the win thread

Uses an elephant as his primary mode of transportation

hates these forums

Hates SPAM

Has went to Pluto

Thinks I have gone to pluto

Thinks I think he went to Pluto

Prefers landscaping to spam

Makes up the most insanely true things about me

Googled "How do I google something"

Didn't change his profile picture

Whenever a bad mushroom ruins his taste, he bellows "Have at thee! i will heave the gorge on thy livings, naughty mushrump!" Yeah.. People say he's pretty middle aged at times

 

Says only true things in this thread designed for lies