Is a massive TSM fan.

knows nothing about esports

thinks infinite warfare is better both in concept and shape

Once performed a "donkey show".

Puts on a pink tutu and dances the Nutcracker ballet every chance he gets.

is in fact called, 'brother midnight'

Altoclef is a viola player who prefers playing in the tenor clef.

has never fired a nuke before

Rereads the twilight series once a year.

 

Puts on a pink tutu and dances the Nutcracker ballet every chance he gets.

Thought it was supposed to be lies? That's my Tuesday night.

Weeps when he removes his pink tutu.

Is not naked.

Is confused

is married to Jeff the KIller

Is actually a sabertooth man.

does not play games

Misses the good old days, when men had beards and so did women.

Is asleep at midnight.

Recently purchased a seat at a restaurant just so he could sit there without being charged. The staff and owners now hate him, and suspect he is the one pilfering tomato sauce

Has 12 toes.

Tried to prove her theory that a hippo travelling at the speed of light over equator would cause all the elephants in the world to have hiccups. Unfortunately it turned out that it infact caused all the rhinos in the world to have uncontrollable wind, she was killed when one of the rhino farts was set on fire causing a massive firestorm. Her charred remains were swept under the rug of the Swiss embassy and remain there to this day as the cleaner there is really lazy.

what is fermion? this may blow your mind. get ready. you won't find an exposé like this in the IRON times, no matter what writer davidbr picks up. we know him as the hardworking, master sergeant of the alpha squadron.

 

lets start with observation. first we know for a fact that his profile picture is a ghost superimposed upon the IRON logo. look closely. notice the black background? why is this black? out of this we can make new conclusions,

 

fermion is a dark spectre who will leave IRON in darkness. but how can this be? bay himself has baptized him in fire and blood and emerged in IRON. again, bear with me

 

but we can parallel this to similar stories... a mythological figure, say, a 'chosen one', who has risen to prominence but could possibly turn into a tragic figure (road2victory, perhaps?) it is not easy to question such loyalty, though!

 

let's move back to the ghost. we know the definition of ghosts. these are supernatural spectral beings, usually the soul of the deceased. they can be benevolent but are usually portrayed as vengeful characters. what does this mean for fermion? is he a vengeful character, a spirit of the past seeking to haunt the present. looking closely at the graphic, it doesn't help that the expression of the avatar is surprised, almost in shock, nervous even. is it possible he is being pressured to do something unsavoury? and from where is this external force coming from?

 

this line of reasoning leads to more questions... but of course, it's merely just a pack of fabricated, insane lies

He is a beard collector.

secretly wishes he was an aardvark.

Believes she has the key to the IRON vault.

Has the world's largest collection of toenail clippings.