has facial hair.

GASP! Eyebrows and lashes are fine.

 

MK puts on ladies' underwear to clean the toilets. He cannot explain this compulsion.

Is a never nude and always has to have some article of clothing covering herself.

Has all his limbs, but attaches a faux peg leg and walks around pretending he's a pirate.

 

Lol I actually did that once. 

 

Anyways, Chaplain is a 12 year old pretending to be older. 

ME has webbed fingers, and can only wear mittens.

SM definetly hasn't ever owned a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs.

They weren't pink.

 

CoD likes to sneak into morgues around the world and change the cause of death on everyone's paperwork.

Well it would look suspicious if i didn't change it, someone would connect the dots eventually and uncover all those murd...... i mean...... yes.... totally an insane lie..... yeah.....

 

SM has never preformed the national salute of secor.

Did you change your avatar, CoD?  It looks different.  ( @ )( @ )

 

CoD has not completely charmed me with his charismatic humor and sexy Discord voice.

Yeah I did. Figured it was time to retire the other one.

 

SM hates it when people say things purely for shock value.

CoD is the world's best microscopic tattoo artist. But you do not want to know what he puts in the ink.

Hey I put it down there because I double as an OBGYN.

 

Ferm hates everyone outside of IRON with a passion.

Chap has performed numerous Gyn exams on thousands of women, young and old.

Once shot a man in Rio, just to watch him die.

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Hates air conditioning

Loves small bats.

Sleeps with 10 teddy bears

Is a serial Teddy bear killer

Eat teddy bears for breakfast.

SM used to hunt furrbies down wherever they hid and skin them. She then sewed the skins together to make a coat.

He's not a chaplain of death at all, he's a rabbi

lol what?

 

Anyways, SM secretly likes dogs better than her pussy

cats.

Myrrdin is secretly naked all the time. 

CoD once peed on the Weirwood network, and Bloodraven was slightly turned on.

Ferm has no hands, he needs assistants to help him pee.  It can be messy.