I didn't forget. I just can't count without them!

 

Has 2 left feet

Listens solely to disco music from the 1970s

THE HUMANITY! HOW COULD YOU INSULT ME SO!?!?!?!?!

 

Truly hates talking to me on every level.

Discovered the hard way that Vaginas have teeth

Is an airbender.

Likes to hug teddy bears at night.

 

(jk jk)

Is currently wearing snow boots

Is currently wearing S&M gear

Is currently wearing S&M gear

You promised to not tell anyone if I sent you that picture.  YOU BASTARD!

 

Loves  people who cannot have a polite, respectful conversation sharing opposing views.

Is not easy........ to talk to.

Has never heard my pussy

cat's purr

Loves to recieve dick pics

Die MOFO!  And if you send me one I will send you hundreds in return!

 

Regularly sends dick pics to random strangers.

Likes 'em as hairy as possible. Especially the pussy

 

 

 

 

Cats

Put his hand in the wrong spot yesterday. Needless to say, he didn't get the cookies

Likes sniffing laundry detergent, not fresh laundry, just the detergent.

Enjoys long walks along short piers.

Is a terrible coach.

Hence being replaced huh?

 

Enjoys the word moist and all its uses.

Is deeply offended by my slippers.

SM's cat's enjoy their pet human thoroughly. They've  trained her well.

This is completely true.

 

Chap has a mosquito bite on his earlobe

SM has a pathological fear of her neighbour's pussy

cat

Ferm has never stroked a pussy

cat.

That's actually true, for both xD

 

Stole a time travelling cuckoo clock, went back in time, stood on and killed a beetle. This caused massive ripples through time and resulted in all months being 37 days long, America being discovered by semi literate siamese pygmy called Neville, Russia being warm, everybody speaking triple dutch, dinosaurs coming back and wearing hats, Gandhi being a chainsaw wielding maniac who ruled the Kingdom of Greater Asia with an iron fist, Nelson suffering from sea sickness, everybody wearing pastel colours all the time and beer never existing. She subsequently strangled the cuckoo in a fit of rage and is now on the run from Gandhi's robotic, samurai cow assassins.