Hung Wang actually hung someone named Wang.

Midnight thinks Nickleback is alright.

^lmao

 

uhh this guy doesn't enjoy pooping

Hung Wang actually has a micro penis.

Rover spends a lot of time measuring things.

Midnight was secretly hoping everybody would let this thread die, but not today.

Rover goes fishing every Friday, has only ever caught a cold.

Hey, that's not true... I've also caught an old boot.

 

Midnight likes to "unwind" on the weekends by dropping LSD and robbing taco trucks of all their tacos, all while wearing an Adam Sandler mask.

Rearview loves making inuendo jokes featuring exotic food. Unfortunately, he tends to waste them on the wrong gender. "How do you like your chicken sir, tender or spicy?"

Fermion likes to insert bratwurst uhh... I mean words into others peoples' mouths by reading too much into their statements.

Rover has zero sense of humor

Used to be a bench warmer for the NY Knicks , but an opportunity arose in the '70s and he moved to Columbia to side with Pablo Escobar and his fellow cartel members. He changed his name to Juan Dimitrovic (nobody knows why he chose that last name, but some say he chose it because he fell in love with a girl of slavic origins). In the '80s he switched sides after making a fortune , moved to New Zealand and became a DEA informant whilst starting a family with a native american girl of Cherokee roots. Some say he is still doing shady things on the black market under the nose of FBI but all we know is his real name : Fermion. Or is it ?

Cosmy really is a rubber duck.

RearviewRover is actually a professional belly dancer

EllieRose has never seen a rose, or any flower at all.

Midnight is jealous of Steve Carell's nose.

Rearview like it when the doves cry

MrFinch's is the inspiration for the American Pie character Paul Finch

cosmy6886 actually desires in real life, to become a big rubber ducky.

Captain really isn't a captain and has a crush on Davian.

I would need a tutorial or FAQ about lying.

Do we have that?

Joe knows everything about lying.

You owe me 27 mil$ i borrowed you once.

You owe me 37 goats.

 

Sister Midnight, don't give him a penny until he at least pays me a first installment of 10 goats.

Your favorite recipe is goats head soup and you make it every Thursday for dinner.